1. You've ever used an album cover for a dustpan.
(5 points)
2. If you've ever run a race barefoot in the middle
of the street. (10 points)
3. You had a candy lady in your neighborhood. ( 5 +
5 extra points if your house was the candy lady)
4. If you ever had to pick your own switch or belt.
(3points for each)
5. If you have ever had to walk to school or walked
home from school.(2 points)
6.If you have ever used dishwashing liquid for bubble
bath.(5 points)
7. If you ever mixed Kool-Aid one glass at a time
because you got tired of other people drinking up the
Kool-Aid you just made.(5 points)
8. If you have ever played any of the following
games: hide and go seek, freeze tag, momma may I?,
or red light/green light (2 points each)
9. If your neighborhood had an ice cream man.
(2 points + 2 if he rang a bell)
10. If you refer to Now and Laters candies as
"Nighladers". (5 points)
11. If you've ever run from the police on foot.
(5 points + 5 if you got away)
12. If you've ever had reusable bacon grease in a
container on your stove. (5 points +15 if you still
do it)
13. The batteries in you remote control ever been
held in by a piece of tape. (5 points)
14. If you have ever worn any of the following
fragrances (1 point each):
Brute, Hai Karate, Jean Nate, Old Spice, Chloe,
English Leather, Stetson, Charlie, or Faberge'.
15. You've ever used tussy. (5 points)
16. You've never been to the dentist. (15 points.)
17. If you have a friend or family member whose
nickname is one word said twice: dee-dee, fee-fee,
man-man,kay-kay, lee-lee,ree-ree, ray-ray, nay-nay,
junebug etc. (10 points)
18. You have ever paged yourself for any reason.
(3 points)
19. You've ever worn house shoes outside of the
house. (2 points)
20. You add "ED" or "T" to the end of words already
in the past tense (for example, Tooked, Light-Skinneded,
kilt, ruint, etc.) (5 points)
21. You use nem' to describe a certain group of
people (for example Craig nem' or momma nem')(5 points)
22. You've ever driven on a donut more than 2 weeks
after your flat. (5 points)
23. Your child drops his/her pacifier and you
sanitize it by sucking it. (10 points)
24. You have ever slept in a chair to avoid messing
up your hair. (10 points)
25. You've ever left a social gathering with a
plate. (2 points)
26. You can't hold a glass because of the length of
your nails. (5 points)
27. The gold teeth in your mouth spell words.
(10 points)
28. You don't have your own place but your child had
a leather coat and a pair of Jordan's. (15 points)
29. You constantly hit *69 and ask, "Did you just
call here?" (10 points)
30. You think Tupac is still alive. (20 points)
0 - 50 points - I guess you were raised in the
suburbs
51 - 75 points - A bonafide ex- hoodrat
76 - 150 points - Spent a little time in the
projects, huh?
