1. You know there's no more toothpaste left, but you go roll the toothpaste trying to get what's left
2. The batteries in your remote control are held in place w/tape
3. You wear bedroom slippers to the store
4. Your child can't speak, but can "Back dat thing up"
5. You try to halla at someone driving, and you're walking
6. Your on the cell phone at the bus stop
7. You think red is a Kool-Aid flavor
8. You wear your clothes with the tag on it
9. You go to a party for the food
10. You don't think your clean unless there's visibly baby powder on your neck and chest
11. You use the words finna (about to), hole up (hold up), potnah (partner), wade a minute
(wait a minute), gah (girl), memba (remember), cuz& because), gotta (got to)
12. Your children don't know the pledge of allegiance, but know the words to "Bling, Bling"
13. You wear a watch that don't work
14. You got your nails done, but not your hair
15. You never swim because you can't mess up your hair
16. You go to church on special occasions (Easter, Christmas, etc.)
17. You dig your draws in public (riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight)
18. You go to McDonald's only on Sundays, Mondays, or Wednesdays
19. You drive your car, and we could hear you coming a mile away
20. Your name end with 'Sha, 'Dra, or 'Qua
21. You boil water to take a hot shower
22. Your child thinks his real name is "Lil Man"
23. You have more than one middle name
24. You recycle your weave
25. You ain't got no job, live with your friend, yet your children wear Tommy Hilfiger Jeans,
Nautica jacket, Fubu, Moschino pants, got a pair of Air Jordan, and an outfit to match it
26. You can't clean your butt, due to the length of your nails
27. You know there's a little bit of soap left, so you break it in half for later
28. You take dirty clothes out the hamper and wear it the next day
29. You use Vaseline as hair grease
30. Your fighting over food stamps
31. If you call Bill Clinton one of the boys
32. You page yourself
33. The gold teeth in your mouth spell words
34. You carry around a cell phone or beeper, and know it's not connected
35. The weave color in your hair match your outfit and shoes
